| Hey bitches
write Gandalf a letter
and we'll try to send 'em out by March
give them to thy or jenny
*'bitches' is endearing
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| Fellow Oxfordians,
Many of you will remember the fateful day when our beloved Master Gandalf forsook us in pursuit of nature in wild Oregon. Even though our leader left us for fresh air and hiking opportunities, we will show him that we still remain loyal. Oh yes. He can leave us but he will never truly be free of us. In celebration of Christmas, the holiday of fat men and his small nymphish sex-slaves and toy-makers, the Ganstapo Society, branch of the National Gandalfist Party, has organized Project Gandalf.
However, there cannot be a project without you, the faithful worker. The following will explain in detail recruitment requirements and the duties expected of members joining this project. If you wish to become part of our glorious empire this project, contact Thy Vo, the Attorney General and Head of Ganstapo, or Jenny Park, Minister of Propaganda.
Signed,
Thy Vo, National Gandalfist Party Attorney General and Head of Ganstapo
Jenny Park, National Gandalfist Party Minister of Propaganda.
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FAQ
What is the Ganstapo Society?
We are a branch of secret service operatives from the National Gandalfist Association. We cannot reveal our exact purpose, for then we shall have to elliminate you.
Oookay... What's the National Gandalfist Association then?
The National Gandlfist Association is an organization based around our leader, Mr. Gandalf (known to the human world as Mr. Seguin). We are in no way associated with the National Socialist Party and if you accuse us of such acts, we will unleash halflings upon you.
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Requirements
- You must have served under Master Gandalf.
You have to be a student of Mr. Seguin
- You need to be approved by the Ganstapo Board
Ask Thy or Jenny if you want to join.
- You must meet the deadlines for your assigned project.
Get things done on time.
- You must pay the required fees.
You need to donate $3~5 for buying materials + mailing fee.
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Project Gandalf
end date: December 21st
The goal of Project Gandalf is to create a report to Master Gandalf in the form of a scrapbook. Each new recruit will be assigned a job to work on. The positions available are as follows:
Photographers
take photos of the school, new teachers, and things relevant to articles.
Field Officers
write articles in newspaper/magazine format describing events that haven taken place since the departure of Gandalf, work with Photographers in order to get necessary photos.
Lackeys
write a one page letter to Master Gandalf, include photos/drawings if needed
Lieutenants
edit articles, plan layout for scrapbook
The Project starts from the moment this post is made public to December 21st. The scrapbook should me done and mailed by that date. You are welcome to suggest more positions. If you have any ideas contact your closest Ganstapo supervisor (Thy/Jenny).
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Side Project: T-Shirt
As a Christmas gift, we are also planning to get a custom-made shirt for the one and only Gandalf. If you would like, please donate to the T-shirt fund.
We also need T-shirt designers and T-shirt ideas. So far we have:
front: I'm a cult leader.
back: not scientology.
front: YOU SHALL NOT PASS...
back: [this class.]
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